Wednesday 15 October 2014

30 Things I've Learnt

OK so i was going through a few blogs some days ago and was inspired to do this by a post I read.
I've been alive for 30 years now, and I'm gonna put out something I've learnt directly or indirectly for every year that I have lived.

Enjoy

Tuesday 14 October 2014

5 Things Men Say, And What They Really Mean



There has always been lists about the 5 dreaded things women say, and what they really mean, now Im here to do a list from the side of the guys and what they mean too.

Enjoy

Wednesday 8 October 2014

20 Facts About iCereal

1. I have a degree in Business Information Systems and an Advanced Diploma in Software Engineering

2. My default mode is LAZY!!! and I absolutely love it

3. I think I'm more nonchalant than the word itself

4. I find watching television an absolute waste of my time

5. I am extremely shy (no one ever believes this but its true)

6. My thoughts run very wild in split seconds. I happen to see the pun in everything

7. I careless about football, I'd rather waste my time in some other way

8. I love to dance. I used to be really good at it but the age thing (yes I'm OLD) has caught up with me

9. I look at least 5 years younger than my original age. So if you're trying to get my age, just add 5 more years to it and you're more likely to be right.

10. I am an absolute dare devil. I always wonder, whats the worst that can happen?

11. I can daydream for the whole world

12. I get to surprise people a lot with my personality. Reason being that I'm put in the category of geeks cos of my glasses and I'm the exact opposite

13. I live in front of my computer. There's always something to do there

14. I DON'T like going to the cinema.

15. I did TV commercials as a kid and featured in some episodes of Papa Ajasco

16. I tease people a lot

17. The more witty you are, the better we will get along.

18. I HATE following rules, so as a result I always get into a lot of trouble.

19. I hope/hoped (not sure of which tense to use now because nothing is impossible) to be a Nigerian Airforce Personnel someday

20. I love anything that can be refered to as a drum....yes, ANYTHING (let your imagination run wild)

#OkBye

Monday 5 May 2014

Just Call Her Wuli...

You know the way you write stuff up in anticipation of what you hope for, I wrote this note a long time ago while I was kinda hoping for something good and although I had seen people, there was always something missing. 

I met this young lady a while ago at a friends wedding and we never really hit it up until the wedding was over and one thing led to another thing and I can confidently say that my heart is at rest. We have had our moments but in the end we just talk and don't let silly things break our happiness. We have been at this for a while now and I have decided to re-write this for her cos right now and forever, it's always gonna be about her.

a. She is not sexy, fine, or a dyme but she is BEAUTIFUL and therefore encompasses all of these descriptions. 
b. She is intelligent, sassy, funny, outgoing, determined, strong and classy. 
c. She can cook very well
d. Her personality is just as beautiful as her body. 
e. She believes in God and follows his virtues. 
f. She knows that a relationship requires a 200% quota yet she gives an extra 10%. 
g. She pleases me in anyway and every way possible.  
h. She makes me recognize my full potential as a man and completes me. 
i. She's always there for me, even with all my crazy dreams. She may not like it but she still supports me. 
j. She's not afraid to tell me the truth and set me straight. 
k. I can talk to her and confide in her, she's my best friend. 
l. I love being around her. 
m. I have actually shared some of my most intimate moments with her without sex. 
n. Truthfully, She's nothing like any other girls I've met. She's my woman....and I just call her Wuli...